So, honestly, if you’re dealing with a fruitcake that’s trying to eat you… aren’t you safe? This isn’t like a monster disguising itself as a treasure chest — it’s a monster hiding as a fruitcake. Who ACTUALLY eats fruitcakes? And where do they all go? We have so many questions.

This is either the laziest monster in disguise ever, or the one with the biggest holiday spirit. But either way, we all have another reason to avoid fruitcakes. Spread the news with this Mimic Fruitcake Wooden Ornament Magnet.

Product Specifications: 

• Mimic Fruitcake Wooden Ornament Magnet
• Official Rollacrit merchandise
• Material: solid, natural Hinoki wood
  
• Ornament thickness 0.37″ (9 mm)
  
• Comes with a red ribbon and a hole to thread it through
  
• Magnetic back
  
• Two-sided print
  
• Product sourced from Korea